I rarely, rarely rant but I can’t hold this one in. Not today.
I absolutely LOVE it when random people feel the need to comment on my food choices or amount of food in general. This morning I was waiting at the made-to-order egg station in the dining hall at school, minding my own business, when this random guy next to me looks at my bowl of greek yogurt w/berries and nuts and goes “Wow, that’s a LOT of greek yogurt.” My response? “WOW thank you SO much for noticing. Really.” He got uncomfortable and walked away. Same thing happened a few months ago when some kid asked me why I had cottage cheese in my bowl.
I mean seriously? I don’t comment on other people’s food choices, random people who I DON’T EVEN KNOW shouldn’t have the audacity (or think I care enough about their opinion) to comment on mine.
On a fabulously good note, I’m leaving for Kentucky and the Derby in about an hour. Thank goodness. Ponies, Churchill Downs, and good friends who don’t say stupid things about my food choices are almost here!
Sometimes a girl just needs a cheat night with cereal (Honey Bunches of Oats to be precise), ice cream, and pizza.

HAHAHA in honor of Parks and Recreation coming back on tonight, I give you a completely appropriate children’s book about, wait for it…BACON AND EGGS, written by Ron Swanson. You’re welcome.
Nom nom nom.
I literally just went to TOWN on some eggs and turkey bacon. Wait… does that mean you just had breakfast for dinner, you ask?
Yep. That’s EXACTLY what it means. Brinner (and Scrubs reference) for the win.

Victory is mine!
Stayed 100% paleo at an event dinner tonight :) Not gonna lie, I’m pretty satisfied/proud with myself. I looked like such the caveman with my copious amounts of chicken…and loved it!
I am completely in love…
WITH TILAPIA. Is it weird to be in love with a fish? Probably, but who likes to be normal anyways? The fact that I am just now getting turned on to this is astounding. I’ve had salmon before, liked it okay, and tuna has always been a favorite of mine….but holy cow. Tilapia is phenomenal. Got a bunch of frozen ones at WalMart, cooked it in a little almond oil and sprinkled some seasoned salt and pepper on it and what did I get? Foodgasm. IN MY MOUTH. This was my expression after I took my first bite. Glazed eyes and all.

Spaghetti squash is the bees knees. Put a little all natural organic tomato basil sauce on there and voila! DELICIOUSNESS IN MY MOUTH.
Paleo is fun.
PS I would have posted a picture of it if I hadn’t devoured it so fast.
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